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When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.
After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank
Shank by Hood Definitions October 2, 2017
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Shank, meaning to stab and jiggle a sharp object into someone's body. A deep stab and a little jiggle of the object is all to make a crisp shank.
Watch what you say about Jimmy, if he ever finds you, he'll shank you.
Shank by englishmasterurbaner December 3, 2017
When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.
Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"
shank by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017
Someone who fucks everything up, and is just really stupid
Mark you fucking shank
Shank by The Big Shank January 5, 2018
1. To stab someone
2. A knife
"I've got a shank fam."

"Do you want me to shank you fam?"
shank by w.shakeel May 6, 2018
When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.
I'm going for a shank... Give me about 15
Shank by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018