Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .
by Lil milf hunter November 24, 2019
Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.
by Bilham December 08, 2010
When you miss your flight – clipped.
Make your next flight but miss the connecting flight- clip season
Make your next flight but miss the connecting flight- clip season
by Moshe Akiva May 28, 2018
The period of time when many college students (freshmen usually) break up with their significant others that are back home or at a different university. Like vultures to carrion, potential suitors are attracted to the new singles. It can be theorized that many random hookups occur during Vulture Season. This period of time is usually between October and Christmas Break, as these people have been away from home and their significant others for a long time at this point.
Bro, vulture season's officially in swing! That dime I was telling you about just broke up with her boyfriend, I'm going for it now!
by King Vulture September 10, 2014
by Snicsnicsnicratsodarling October 18, 2017
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
by YangTheLoner May 18, 2015
Coochie season(noun): the time between late February and early June when sexual intercourse is a seemingly easy thing to obtain.
by xXColin69420Xx February 25, 2019