Snap Score

Get a life and get off SnapChat

Person 1: Look I have such a high Snap Score

Person 2: Get a life!

by CreepyTheWise November 20, 2022

A score of zero

A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.

Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"

by crap house hose June 30, 2023

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

Green score

How environmentally friendly you are

I love the environment I even have a green score of 10!

by WwW25 November 15, 2023

Dilbert score

The propensity of a previously well respected person to ruin their careers and public image by becoming increasingly racist and or batshit crazy.

Elon has a Dilbert score of 10

by Snootboy November 26, 2023

high score ghost

A high score on a game held by and usually the last memory of a dead relative, friend or practically anyone you know. Once you beat this high score, you lose all you had left of them.

Person 1: "I just beat my brother's high score ghost and lost the only thing left I had of him"
Person 2: "Oh fuck that's horrible"

by Parahedronix February 29, 2024

Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024