Silly Sailor

A man who performs homosexual acts and has a talent for interior decorating.

"He`s a silly sailor." "Good, I need help with my living room".

by Larry McJenkins May 28, 2008

midnight sailor

A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult

"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"

by Kaptain Poon Punisher January 5, 2008

Wendell Sailor

a big black winger who plays nrl for the dragons

wendell sailor:i am good

by ajkajflakjf October 8, 2008

Gay Sailor

When a guy, gay or straight, dances with a friend who's a girl and prevents pervs from grinding on her by grinding on the pervs till they go away.

Will you be my gay sailor tonight?

by dragunarokupartner dragunaroku March 30, 2012

Drunken Sailor

A pirate shanty for basic people

"If drunken sailor is your favorite shanty you're boring, for a pirate"

by lesbian pirates September 22, 2020

sandpaper sailor

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein

Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

by tokillamexican October 2, 2011

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008