craddle robber

A man who has sex with a young girl who is underage.

R. Kelly is a craddle robber.

by suzanna moe October 18, 2006

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Ribbens

A person who is bad at a game or a BK. Games include FPS and RP like Skyrim.

Wow, another classic Ribbens on my team. Look at that Ribbens playing Skyrim.

by xXxKlutchxxxx December 2, 2011

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A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.

His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.

by diddyjr January 14, 2007

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Grave Robbing

Corporate term for when someone gets laid off and co-workers rummage through the now empty cubical for anything useful.

After Paul got laid off from the company Nick did a little grave robbing and found a nice stapler.

by TronJarvis May 3, 2010

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Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.

Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."

by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010

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