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to shag, rape, coerce, persuade, harass or sexually intimidate in any other way, a member of the opposite sex. This is usually done through persistent sexual suggestions and, on occasion, exposure. The longer such an action is ignored, the more fervent the action becomes until sexual congress is achieved.

Variant: A Joe Riley. Sexual enthusiast or deviant.

There was this girl last night, at first she wasn't that up for it, but in the end I managed to Joe Riley her!

by theJoeRileySurvivalAlliance November 28, 2010

Riley

Riley is a lovely female, who is smart and caring. Your life is not complete until you meet Riley.

She looks like Nicole Kidman, only more beautiful. She is loved by everyone she meets

"Wow look at that gorgeous girl!"
"Her name must be Riley!"

by MariaW November 2, 2009

Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

by Sir Ector April 30, 2010

O'Reilly Factor

A bunch of ignorant shit that is said, not backed by the truth, but spreads anyway.

The O'Reilly Factor: "If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right?" -on finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, March 18, 2003


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beJ9yJpR_DA

Props to sxephil for the definition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdIU29wUCKw

by JDay January 22, 2009

rally cap

To wear one's baseball cap turned inside out and often sideways to encourage a rally from your favorite baseball team. Must be performed in the confines of a sporting facility and works best in the late innings of a game with runners on base.

The Yankees were down by one run in the bottom of the ninth so i rocked my rally cap.

by salmon hamburger October 6, 2006

riley reid

the hottest pornstar ever

i love riley reid

by asschunks August 7, 2017

Bill O'Reilly

A silly Republican that is confused by teleprompters.

You know that, Bill O'Reilly? You need to shut up.

by A_K June 10, 2008