a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
by ruben March 3, 2005
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Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body
Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.
Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(
Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!
Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.
Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(
Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!
by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013
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by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008
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by Reddragonfire23 November 5, 2018
Get the Ruben mug.The sister to a pressed ham (resting your nut sack on someone's forehead). Its when a woman rests her vaginal vulvan meat curtains on your forehead. The leaving of a slippery after-residue is completely dealers choice.
Dorthy Francis Mary Huffington totally gave me a rueben panini while I was sleeping and now my forehead feels and smells like old meat.
by Abbey Weiner & Dirt March 23, 2010
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by a vengefull student August 6, 2011
Get the Ruben S Ayala High School mug.The study of persons sufferring from Reubankle, a disease that causes the sufferer's ankles to become microscopic in size. So much so that they are invisible to the human eye.
The sole purpose of studying these persons is to actually find the ankles in question.
Many different instruments are used in this study. These include Microscopes, Telescopes, Kaleidoscopes, Stethescopes, Gyroscopes, Horoscopes and the Hubble.
In past years magnifying glasses were in use by Reubanktologists across the globe. However, sufferers of Reubankle have arranged a petition, signed by many followers, to ban the use of these useful instruments in the study of Reubanktology.
The reason for this sudden desire to lead a magnifying glass-free life appears to be due to the want of Reubanktologists to use the magnifying glass as a method of magnifying the suns rays many-fold and applying singe marks on the feet, heels and shins of Reubankle sufferers.
The Reubanktologist Guild repudiated this petition, saying that the magnifying glass was the most simple way of finding the elusive ankles of Reubankle sufferers. It seems they magnify the suns rays to a pin point, and then slowly move the pin point of heat/light across the area where the Reubankle sufferer's ankle should be. When they hear a yelp they know they have located the ankle.
Apparently the ankle's of Reubankle sufferers have only been located four and a quarter times in the history of mankind, making Reubanktology an extremely unrewarding profession.
The sole purpose of studying these persons is to actually find the ankles in question.
Many different instruments are used in this study. These include Microscopes, Telescopes, Kaleidoscopes, Stethescopes, Gyroscopes, Horoscopes and the Hubble.
In past years magnifying glasses were in use by Reubanktologists across the globe. However, sufferers of Reubankle have arranged a petition, signed by many followers, to ban the use of these useful instruments in the study of Reubanktology.
The reason for this sudden desire to lead a magnifying glass-free life appears to be due to the want of Reubanktologists to use the magnifying glass as a method of magnifying the suns rays many-fold and applying singe marks on the feet, heels and shins of Reubankle sufferers.
The Reubanktologist Guild repudiated this petition, saying that the magnifying glass was the most simple way of finding the elusive ankles of Reubankle sufferers. It seems they magnify the suns rays to a pin point, and then slowly move the pin point of heat/light across the area where the Reubankle sufferer's ankle should be. When they hear a yelp they know they have located the ankle.
Apparently the ankle's of Reubankle sufferers have only been located four and a quarter times in the history of mankind, making Reubanktology an extremely unrewarding profession.
"Look at that strange man carrying a magnifying glass. He looks like Sherlock Holmes!"
"Yes, I know that man. He studies Reubanktology."
"Oh really? No wonder he looks so grumpy!"
"Yes, I know that man. He studies Reubanktology."
"Oh really? No wonder he looks so grumpy!"
by Charles Glass July 28, 2009
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