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by dawn jr, May 7, 2019

Kind Regards

Corporate jargon for fuck you

Why have you not sent me the proposal yet?

Kind Regards

by jjvvzz January 28, 2022

check the rearview

A warning that someone is after your job, i.e. corporate sabotage.

Someone in HR fed me wack digits on that last progress report, I better check the rearview and see who be cravin' corner.

by JRdrey August 31, 2006

coming up the rear

When you ejaculate during anal and you pull out then drag your penis all the way up your partners ass

I was coming up the rear last night

by Comin up-that rear July 21, 2016

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

Rear Flank Downdraft

To cum in a girl's ass. Originally a meteorological term, meaning in a supercell thunderstorm, an area of dry air that wraps around the back end of a mesocyclone.

Guy 1: Boy, I sure like that girl Brandi! I'd like to give her a rear flank downdraft.

Guy 2: Ya me too man.

by 212crank530 January 1, 2011

Rear Naked Unicorn

A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!

"Dude, how was your weekend?"

"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"

by GeoGuyofSanPedro August 23, 2010