I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.
Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
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“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
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Last night I gave Henry a red hot rooster. He didn't mind the heat too much. And it sure made his cum taste better.
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How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
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