rosanda

She is kind and caring with fake blonde hair. She loves playing with her hair and takes it very seriously. She had a career in hair but now doesn’t. She will raise two beautiful children a male and female.

“Rosanda can you cut my hair”? Sorry sir not today”.

by Lizzie and ally September 30, 2020

Roladex

a word used to mean awesome or totally cool. Originated on the late show with conan o brien. He used it around an OC castmember, so it would become a new slang word.

Hey man, this party is totally roladex, we're in the cone zone now.

by Publicly Jon July 1, 2005

Rowland

a person who cannot speak without riddling. Frequently forming sentences that appear to not make sense. throwing words in a random oder, for the listener to try and put together in a way that makes sense.

Usually found in the strip clubs of The West Midlands (UK) , mumbling non-sensical sentences and vybing out to Celine Dion.

That guy makes no sense, he's gone the Full 'Rowland'

by Hy6781 August 24, 2017

Rolando Cabrera

A gay cunt that eats ass.

Bobby is such a Rolando Cabrera

by banjothebear May 22, 2017

Pulling a Rolando

Although consistent, you suck at what you do. You have made several decisions that have lead to your demise. You are in the hole so bad there is no coming back. The more you try, the worse it gets.

Every time Ben Stiller tried to impress Robert Deniro in Meet the Parents he just ended up pulling a Rolando

by Rex Education November 9, 2011

masturbation roladex

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

by choug October 13, 2006

Ryland

Someone who becomes so shit faced from alcohol they immediately morph into a fucking retard. They will break all of your shit.

Yo did you hear Ryland got so hammered at Henry’s that they put Cocoa Puffs up his ass! Looks like we gotta cancel him.

by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019