a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
Get the Jones Roadmug. Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.
by NorthHauk June 4, 2015
Get the Road Sexmug. The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
Get the Road Jerkmug. “Damn jess gives hella good road throat”
“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”
“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”
by Ochmock August 18, 2019
Get the Road Throatmug. the act of giving and/or receiving oral stimulation on the penis while inside an motor vehicle, not restricted to a limousine.
Synonyms: road head
Synonyms: road head
Chastity was riding shotgun in the car with Kasra, when she felt an uncontrollable urge to give him road limo.
by skierdude9732 February 25, 2011
Get the road limomug. by Merkeddy January 19, 2018
Get the Road Rugmug. the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
by simlishmar June 15, 2021
Get the River Roadmug.