Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.
by NorthHauk June 03, 2015
n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.
by hunter49686 May 19, 2010
The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 07, 2012
the act of giving and/or receiving oral stimulation on the penis while inside an motor vehicle, not restricted to a limousine.
Synonyms: road head
Synonyms: road head
Chastity was riding shotgun in the car with Kasra, when she felt an uncontrollable urge to give him road limo.
by skierdude9732 February 07, 2011
Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.
by A55Finch July 04, 2009
the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
by simlishmar June 15, 2021
Someone who mods their Jeep/truck for off-roading with all the custom upgrades, lift, & light bars but it doesn’t have a scratch on it because they’ll never take it off the pavement. All for looks & ego. Fashion instead of function.
by Perezosa December 12, 2017