Quaif

A quaif is a queer fag, i.e. a mega ultra gay guy.

The guy is such a flaming quaif.

by Shlurkie Guru January 6, 2008

Quaffle

a women how Queefs alot. Queefer

I tapped Amber last night, shes such a quaffle!

by James McVane May 11, 2007

quafa

word meaning stupid or lame. commenly suggesting that someone shut their mouth for saying something idiotic.

Dude, stop being a QUAFA!

by Mika Cheyenne March 1, 2008

Quaran-TV

quaran-TV or quarantv is an umbrella term created to capture the new rollout of youtube, facebook, and instagram videos recorded by the quarantined populace... which is everyone.

Many of us have no choice but to turn to memes, posts & irrational yet humorous video content during this time.

When someone is addressing a friends post related to Covid-19, they can add to the database of Quaran-TV channels.

Quaran-TV has nothing to do with mainstream television or news channels. It is specifically meant to be hilarious & created by the general population.

“Today’s news just in, on Quarant-TV, a new trend is spiking to combat pent up sexual frustration, Tibetan throat twerking.”

It combines ‘Tibetan throat singing’ and ‘twerking.’ Look it up on Ellen’s show. I’m serious.

Quaran-TV represents the videos our friends are now posting on social media related to anything funny during this time.

by Zandiel March 31, 2020

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

Quaff

Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.

You fucking quaff!

by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012

Quaft

When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.

Leave the room. Uncle Rob just quafted.

by Schmittay January 3, 2009