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Pukey Ukie

He makes me puke. He's a Pukey Ukie
by Larryfun September 4, 2005
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pokeyman

"poe-key-man"

noun;
meaning: Cool, unstoppable creatures; lived in paleozoic era, wiped out by the power rangers in space
Look, its a bird, its a plane, its a pokeyman!
by crazycloyster November 12, 2003
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pikeys

err i cant even say the name it makes me feal ill .
by necros November 5, 2003
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Pokey Turd

The possible end result of eating the shells from sunflower seeds. Normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the shell first and then eat the seed inside. Due to the shells exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey turd.
Hey, did you hear about what happened to Joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the shell first? Well, he ended up having a 'Pokey Turd'
by Jeremy Aldana February 29, 2008
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PIKEY's

Acronym: People Impersonating Kind Energetic Youths

The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.

With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
Farmer: "I got some of them nice travelling folk in one of my fields last year"
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
by jdajuk October 15, 2012
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pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole
"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"
by Andys Mom June 20, 2007
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pikey

Origionally a word used to describe Gypsys and tinkers, it has now crossed over to mean the same as 'white trash'.

The house music listening to, reebok classic waring, umbro jumper waring youth from working class suburbs like Bromly or Chingford are often described as pikeys.
It is also used to describe south londoners by eastlondoners, and vice verca.
by kilo lobo August 18, 2003
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