Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire.

Oi Punts get spoffed drecax proper

by I wish I was a Punts July 19, 2025

Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.

Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"

by man PEN15 February 14, 2012

Punt

In the world of collectable card games (especially magic the gathering and hearthstone), to punt is to make a mistake that causes you to lose a game you were otherwise winning.

Sometimes, people loosen the definition to include all mistakes made in a game, regardless of whether they would actually change the outcome.

I should have realized I had lethal, but I punted by targeting my lightning bolt at my opponent's creature.

by JerrySmith22 February 13, 2022

Kevin Punt

Is in jail

https colon //tomato-becomes-god.fandom dot com/wiki/Kevin_Punt
Kevin Punt is in jail for 68 years

by co5oo September 23, 2022

Punt

Scottish Slang for selling drugs

Do you Punt Eccies?

by MandyMuncher April 3, 2020

Punt

Pretty Cunt

"Your a punt!"
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CUNT?"
"No i said punt."
"Is that like a pretty cunt?"

by Potato No! April 11, 2009

Punt Time

A software project management term. "Punt Time" is defined as the total time spent across the team in not doing the work. For example, if a developer opens up the issue, reads it, talks to a few people about it, and then decides to work on something else instead, the time spent doing these activities adds to the Punt Time for the issue.

The Punt Time of that bug got so damn large that I decided to just fix the bug so that I can stop attending meetings about it.

by sarzia November 18, 2020