Puck slut

A girl who only gets with hockey players because she has no chance with anyone else. Always on their dick

Sarah is the biggest puck slut at Iceline.

by Yourawesome March 6, 2016

puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 5, 2017

Puck

Means the same as the actual word "fuck" but used by pussies who dont cuss.

Pussy who doesn't cuss: *sees something out of the ordinary where you'd usually say, "what the fuck"" but says "What the puck!"

by Young wrangler January 18, 2017

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

Puck bunny

A disability

Me: why are all the whores in the stands?
Friend: they got puck bunny

by Gottem00175 November 18, 2021

Puck

To puck is when you act like a nazi whilst abusing your power as an admin in chat or in real life

Last week in that there was an puck banning people for no reason.

by Bananasquad member December 28, 2017