Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

proper hard innit

roadman slang that means someone is acting tough that isnt

*person talking wack about someone else*
Person 1- proper hard innit
Person 2- ikr

by roadmen69 February 19, 2022

horny proper

Someone who tries to become the girlfriend of a Twitch Streamer by being the most proper, politically correct pussy in the chatroom.

1mailman is a horny proper

by kgr27 November 05, 2017

proper fucking

To have every orifice filled sexually.

Morgan said give me a proper Fucking.

by Charity0219 March 23, 2020

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

proper mental

British term for absolutely ridiculous.

That football match last night was proper mental innit?

by Jesse Ehrmantrout June 02, 2022

Proper ding dang do

Popularised by Ollie ball and his friend Jacob, this word is perfect response when reviewing something or it’s so awkward there’s nothing to say

Attie: my boy best friend is coming over, but i promise nothing will happen

Dan: that’s a proper ding dang do

by ChristipherROBBIN April 18, 2021