Pokey

A knife 🔪

Yo bro he talking mad hot but its aii, cuz i got the pokey on me

by Negrokiller June 18, 2022

Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Porkeye

What you get when you touch pork and then touch your eye.

Link says, "I got the porkeye, but at least it doesn't burn!"

by Biscuit84 April 17, 2023

Porkey

A sharp object that pokes

I walked through a rose bush, the thorns were very porkey… or…. That knife is very porkey

by LaDemRat July 6, 2023

pokeyball

gun/pole

“He lucky ian got that pokeyball with me”

by globgobgabgalab August 17, 2024

Proke

A way of saying “ You’re poor and broke” at the same time

You have no money, You’re proke

by HTTD May 23, 2024