Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.

"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"

by King_George_3rd September 25, 2015

jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

computer programmer

A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.

Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.

by Soulsphere May 6, 2008

Programmer

n. {proh-gram-er}
An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.

I am a programmer. :p

by Programmer 2.0 October 13, 2016

Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po

1) Backdoor to Columbia University.

2) Program for students rejected from Ivy League Institutions, and more generally top tier universities, as admission to this dual degree is relatively high.

3) Group of privileged and self-referential rich kids hanging out between themselves and not doing much in their first two years of college.

4) Four year, direct entry program with the two first years in France at one of Sciences Po's regional campuses, and the two final years in the United States at the undergraduate college for non-traditional students of Columbia University, the School of General Studies. Upon graduation, students are awarded the Sciences Po Bachelor of Arts and the Columbia School of General Studies (GS) Bachelor of Arts.

Friend from high school: How did you get into Columbia? Congrats!
Dual BA student: I got in through the Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po procedure.

Friend from high school: Oh, okay. Never mind.

by WallyNY December 4, 2016

H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn in Arlington Virginia is possibly the worst school in the country. Yes, some random old people that came to a bunch of different schools said they were good, but what do they know? I dont care what they tell you, but THEY ARE HIPPIES. drug addicts? yes. alcoholics? yes. whores? yes. The saddest part about HB is that every time they have a problem, which, being messed up hippies, occur all the time, they feel they have to blame their problems on people from Yorktown. Why? because they're jealous, dirty, shitheads. Yorktown is not only richer and just generally a better school, but they are also better then HB kids at everything except making idiots of themselves. The fact that HB losers have to blame their problems on Patriots just proves their moral instability and insecurity about their actions and personal life.


for the light readers: HB is gay

n- HB Woodlawn can suck a negro D

adj- What an HB Woodlawn thing to do

v- go HB Woodlawn, you whore

by tim March 31, 2005

Pre-program that boot to delicious

1. a statement refering to using high tech equipment, which enables members of foriegn political parties the ability to program booty's to delicious. Thus making those booty's edible by young male travelers.

2. ramblings of madmen

1. "Fuckin Australia here we come!......they better pre-program that boot to delicious"

by Seany MC November 10, 2006