pregnant

The best and worse experience of your life

Damn that mother fucking cute ass nigga got me pregnant!!!1

by 1232345544 November 30, 2017

Pregnant

a male or female that is annoying as shit and or posts pics of themselves with cheesy Snapchat filters and most importantly uses “HI, hiii, hii, um, uhm….”

Guy 1: hiii
Guy 2: dude how pregnant are you

Guy 3: bros going into labor
Guy 4: can I see the ultrasound

by Majidcoolgamer March 5, 2023

pregnant cow style

a sex position where you shove both of your arms up someones asshole while they're on all fours

1: "im gonna do pregnant cow style with you"
2: "what the fuck"

by rayennoth December 11, 2025

Get Pregnant

The act of putting a woman in a mating press and fucking her until she gets pregnant.

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

by bevelity January 24, 2024

Pregnant

It's when a boy sticks his d*** in yo p**** and it touches an egg in yo body and it creates a baby

Gf: I'm pregnant
Bf: OMFG I'M GONNA BE A DAD

by Big Miyaaa April 14, 2020

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017