Paranyzed

Paranoid and paralyzed parallel in time.

Alice in Wonderland might as well be in chains, Deception plus denial have had her paranyzed.

by Gulabulaliss August 20, 2017

paranoweed

The feeling that you are paranoid about something after you smoked weed.

I think you are just paranoweed.

by lanarobin September 4, 2017

paranaari

Deserving disapproval, offensive, objectionable behaviour.

A paranaari like him lives nowhere else in the world.

by urbanhamsam June 25, 2017

Paranormaloid

For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia of the paranormal, extra terrestrials and ghosts unexplainable by science. There is no proof that either do not exist. If you have ever seen anything you can't explain scientifically, then that is paranormaloid by definition.

Ghosts always make me think I’m paranormaloid.

by ExTerestrial February 28, 2019

Paranormal Stranger

masturbate to a horror movie alone in the dark while your hand is numb.

going give myself a paranormal stranger to this new horror flick

by WWPB VENOM March 13, 2019

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

paranoesis

Anarcho-formalism.

The creation of language.

Paranoesis can be distinguished from mythopoesis, the creation of song; parapoesis, the creation of mythology; mythonoesis; the inception of proper nouns; metanoesis, the creation of limina; metapoesis, the freedom of will; and anthropoeis, the creation of social value.

Also: anthronoesis, the emergence of social theory.

by zanderfin December 10, 2019