Harry Potter series

A bunch of extremely hot people🥵🥵🥵🥵specifically Draco, Harry, Cedric, Tom, ginny

Me: OMG THE HARRY POTTER SERIES CHARACTERS

ARE SOOOOO HOTTTT
Friend: IKR THEY CAN ✨r a i l✨ Me

by Simp for the Marauders November 13, 2020

james potter

A dilf. Like imagine him if he didn’t die he would be the dilf of all dilfs.

James potter is a dilf.

by James potter is a dilf. July 26, 2021

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

Dr. Poptart

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

by IdkTest_06 March 29, 2020

Dirty Harry Potter

after anal sex, the man takes his dick and draws a lightning bolt across the girl's forehead.

Joey's sick obsession with the adventures of Harry Potter drove him to perform a Dirty Harry Potter on Melissa.

by lakjsdksajd June 21, 2008

Dirty Harry Potter

The vulva of any large mammal; e.g. a karibou

The diseased karibou gnawed in agony at its dirty harry potter.

by NimC May 22, 2009

Couch potatriot

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato

Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.

by Dnttrdonme April 10, 2020