It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!
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AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
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Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
by tired22 April 2, 2011
Get the porch monkey mug.Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
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Get the Alabama Porch Monkey mug.Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".
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