pod bitch

a typically hot girl who fills pods with paint for a paintball player or team. she is usually a players girlfriend.

Dude did you see Jesse's new pod bitch? Damn she's hot.

by k'spodbitch September 5, 2011

Tide Pod

The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.

Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.

by SaberxGilgamesh6978 May 3, 2018

PURPLE POD

A severely bruised scrotum.

I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Tide pods

It's the most delicious fruit ever. Dey be making you trip balls bitch.

Drunken fuck: Yo you got any tide pods?
Salty: Do love catnip?
Drunken fuck: Ye
Salty: Exactly

by SaltyPawlty February 16, 2018

Birth pod

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

by Kvk903 January 8, 2020

Air Pods

Ear buds for people who can't afford wires

Look at that poor guy using air pods

by TheMemeMan54 May 13, 2019

Angelo Pods

The newest Apple product. Unlike the air pods, these will constantly activate Siri and ask for Spanish homework answers.

Bro, these Angelo Pods are so fucking annoying!!

by Mark Ass 22 February 14, 2019