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Fat Matt Plumpkin

A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023
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Plumpkin

Occurs when a man is nailing a chick in the ass, and then after feeling something saucy on his pecker, looks down to find a pumpkin shaped pile of shit, bubbled over her asshole. His penis represents the stem.
Randy was nailing lisa in the ass, and to his dismay, she developed a gigantic plumpkin.
by cuntpunter69 February 17, 2008
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Plopping

The practice of using multiple accounts and/or logins to manufacture the appearance of Internet Fame. The term recently jumped into meme lexicon because of a series of posts by a younger gamer named "plops" that was so transparently bad at cheerleading himself with his own forum logins, that he was laughed off the forums by most of its readers.
Douchebag 1: Hey, I'm douchebag 1! I'm famous for (fill in pointless internet thing nobody cares about).

Douchebag 1's anonymous login: Yeah he is famous for that! He's da greatess evar!!!

Everyone: Man, stop the plopping samefag.
by Zofryer February 28, 2009
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pleasantly plump

above thick,just under obeast
the girl keeps getting bigger now she thinks she is pleasanty plump; Candice Rowland
by dispimpn February 1, 2005
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plippies

A secret ancient word which the meaning has been passed down for generations. Discovering the meaning of the word means you have been chosen and are a lighted one.
Corey is that your plippies in a bucket over there?
plippies feel good when they blast.
by MoneyBricks January 4, 2008
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plapping

the sound of the person on tops balls hitting the other during sex. usually used in a gay context
ignatz loves the sound of raphaels balls plapping on his thighs
by ignatzvicwhore April 14, 2021
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plumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by a fat girl while taking a dump.

ref: blumpkin
After finishing a fifth, I woke up on the toilet to Timmy's morbidly obese sister giving me a plumpkin.
by Calitri December 19, 2007
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