retarded penguin

One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.

Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks

by Nerd havin a great time watchin these idiots April 8, 2007

penguin dick

A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."

"penguin dick.. the worst!! "

"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"

by Whatshername. January 14, 2010

penguin lookin motherfucker

1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).

2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.

1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?

2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?

by vastheman February 18, 2009

Penguin

A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!

Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!

by Kelly November 5, 2004

angry penguin

A good revenge for the angry pirate
While a woman is performing oral sex on her partner, she stops midway and walks away, leaving her partner with his pants around his ankles, waddling after her.

"Arr.. How do you like that you stupid angry penguin?"

by angrylawngnome October 13, 2006

pigu

(potentially corrupted) Mandarin Chinese for "ass", often heard on the Joss Whedon show "Firefly".

The stick up your pigu is almost as big as the one he's got.

by Mary Kroll July 4, 2004

swamp penguin

A dirty female who frequently gets with people in the hood.

dude#1: hey im gonna call ashley
dude#2: dont call that nasty ass swamp penguin!!!!

by K-ryle December 16, 2005