pilot the dune

To engage in sexual intercourse. Said from Male point of view, the "dune" being a vagina.

"Hey homes, whatchu up to tonight?"
"Not much. Gonna pilot the dune, watch some TV."

by 5Bones April 28, 2005

PILF

Pony I'd like to fuck

Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.

by Imtotallynotafurry November 13, 2011

Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010

PILF

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker

Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?

by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010

pilot

a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not

Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...

by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005

Pilot Blonde

Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).

Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.

by suedo master January 15, 2010

piloned

1. The process by which something is conquered.
2. To make something your bitch.

That chick got piloned; I piloned that exam.

by Seff J. October 23, 2013