pickin' pox

The result of an evening spent staring into the bathroom mirror removing ingrown hairs or other miscellaneous things from ones skin with tweezers. Usually done while under the influence of methamphetamine.

Would you cut that out? Hand over your tweezers.... Keep it up and tomorrow you're gonna end up with pickin' pox!

by raybo October 4, 2007

Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.

by PhenoDC January 29, 2019

Cotton Pickin

Cotton Picking used in a sentence goes back to the early days of the south. It was a term used to display anger or dismay. It was coined by plantation owners that had slaves that picked cotton. Since these slaves were seen as lazy the plantation owners would always be upset with them.

You Cotton Pickin Idiot!

by Crankypapa August 31, 2010

pickilies

prickly bushes

Bill who is gay, fell into the prickly bushes and yelled, "Pickilies"

by Tony November 14, 2003

Picking Locks

1. To try and get past the friend zone.
2. To try and get into someone's pants.

I saw Sully Picking Locks at school today; I think he is about to snap Sullina's lock.

by Sully Sucks June 5, 2017

picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.

Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019