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The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.
1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...
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thomas lesley phillip green

gracie who do u love?
isnt it obvious? thomas lesley phillip green
by baby may <3 May 20, 2021
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Philippines porn movement

A movement that seeks to make the Philippines a porn and sex heaven where the entire country is covered in porn studios and tity bars etc. and the whole country is one big porn and sex shop etc.
by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011
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phillipino duster

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.
We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.
by Matandy January 27, 2010
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Prince Phillip

A rare vegetable only enjoyed by the queen himself
"Did you hear Liz last night?"
"Yeah she was eating Prince Phillip again"
by A slut for veggies April 10, 2021
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Philippines

a country run by variety shows with that fag joey de leon and that fool willie revillame.

both mofos are making a lot of money out of sarcasm, the minority and making fun of uneducated people as well as the poor people. those two dip shits needs to get out of the air and get a gun, shoot each other between their eyes. those two are perverted fucks that need to die. if they do. the philippine will be a better place to live in.
GMA: what do you think will happen if joey de leon and willie revillame run for presidency?

Me: my mind is filled with apathy so much, i dont vote. why would i care. politics in the Philippines is so corrupt anyway.

Me again: hey! why the fuck am i talking to you? you cheating-for-presidency-lying-bitch!
by kahayop August 19, 2009
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Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.
Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.
by Propper G January 19, 2010
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