After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.
Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!
Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!
Dude #1: I must find it!
Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!
Dude #1: o noes!!
Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!
Dude #1: I must find it!
Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!
Dude #1: o noes!!
by TehTonster October 04, 2008
The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.
by Gaza August 03, 2006
One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.
by Lys November 28, 2004
n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.
by Berg & Chris March 01, 2005
by amherst annie March 12, 2009
Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".
by Phantom Phan October 29, 2008
when you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket and it didn't really ring or wasn't even in your pocket.
John reached in his pocket after he felt his phone vibrate, only to find no one had called; it was just a phantom call.
by lnordman January 27, 2008