Phantom Booger

After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.

Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!

Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!

Dude #1: I must find it!

Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!

Dude #1: o noes!!

by TehTonster January 16, 2009

phantom dump

The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.

"Hey man, I've just had a phantom dump"

by Gaza August 7, 2006

Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.

Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.

by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005

phantom ginger

Someone who dyes their hair and eyebrows red... so they look like a natural redhead

Dawndy is such a phantom ginger her real hair color is blonde.

by amherst annie March 11, 2009

Phantom of the Office

Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".

Phantom of the Office: I would take off my coat, but all that remains is charred flakes of skin.

by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009

phantom call

when you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket and it didn't really ring or wasn't even in your pocket.

John reached in his pocket after he felt his phone vibrate, only to find no one had called; it was just a phantom call.

by lnordman January 27, 2008