perverty

The stage where a guy hits a new all time low of pervertedness, including jokes, thoughts, and comments. Usually lasts anywhere between one month to a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, what's wrong with John?

Girl 2: He's finally going through perverty.

by Easel Shimmy Kin June 8, 2011

perveted old man

An old man that suffers from a severe case of pedophilia and goes about forcing his wang onto young girls often he can be quoted as saying "YES SUCK IT, SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT!!!!"

see the "Immoral Sisters" series

Tommie Wilson was walkin' home one day and he happened to come across an old hobo who in turn forced Tommie to "SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT"

by TIM AND JACOB March 26, 2004

perverate

to ride around in shopping carts at Wal-mart after midnight

WOW Sue, you sure did perverate alot with him last weekend!

by Lachrisha September 24, 2007

Pervertise

To pervertise on someone is to act like a pervert around him, to keep touching him in unappropriated places.

To pervertise someone is to make him a pervert by insisting too much on him, or just by pervertizing on him.

Jim kept pervertizing on my when we were alone, watching a DVD together.

Ben pervertised my younger brother, his sexual behavior is now abnormal!!

by yo-the-ho December 27, 2008

Perverse Psychology

Being brutally and truthfully honest with an individual (in a humourous way) with no intention of changing the person at all. In the end having the person laughing about their own faults and inadequacies. Unlike reverse psychology where you say the opposite to get the result you want.

Me: We laughed so hard at Jake trying to understand big words...dumb fuck doesn’t get it
Friend: is he gonna learn?
Me: no. It’s just funny. Right Jake?
Jake: so funny.
Friend: that’s perverse psychology?
Jake: huh?

by Bushido711 January 16, 2019

Pervert

Almost 95% of people on urban dictionary technically :/ All of the meaning of that, that someone who likes to search up porn, nudes, sexual stuff and a dirty minded person. I guarantee you, your a pervert Mr person who is reading this because your looking at this word right now. NOW GO AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND STOP SEARCHING THIS SHIT UP OR I WILL TELL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR I WILL SHUT THE INTERNET DOWN!

Boy: Hmm let's look at something new today. Oh I know! Porn :)
**mom comes in**

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT SON?!
Boy: NOTHING MOM! PLEASE DON'T SLAP ME I'M SORRY I BEG YOU!
Mom: GET OFF THAT DIRTY WEBSITE YOUR LOOKING AT AND HELP ME WITH CHORES YOU PERVERT!
Boy: I'm sorry.
Mom: It's okay just don't do this again. And son, Your grounded for a month :)
Boy: .... ARAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Wael blox October 2, 2020

pervert

Can have two different meanings, used in a negative or positive way. Negatively it can be used to insult or demean others for acting without respect for other people. In a positive way it could be used as a nickname for your romantic partner or close friend (the latter option is usually used if the friend is of the opposite sex, however it can be used for lgbtq too)

Person A: Dude, I went past the girls locker room earlier and the door was open just a bit so I took a peep at them and they were all undressing. It was so hot, i'm never forgetting that.

Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.

by Mikkebak January 14, 2021