pedophile

Someone that is attracted to feet.

It is, actually.
"Pedo", a Latin word, not a Greek one, means "foot".

I think you guys are thinking about the Greek word, "Paedo", for child.

Therefore, someone that has a love for children is a "paedophile", and a "paediatrician" is a child doctor, while a "pedophile" is someone with a love for feet, and a "pediatrician" is a foot doctor.

Does this not negate all of your definitions?

Person 1: My aunt was really weird; she was a pedophile.

Person 2: Sick! How utterly sick!

Person 1: No, as in P-E-D-O, pedophile, not P-A-E-D-O, paedophile.

Person 2: What's the difference?
END OF CONVERSATION; PERSON 1 HAS LEFT.

by Scytale July 28, 2008

Pedophile

A person that wants to have big sexy oof with little kids

Hey are you a pedophile
Noooooooo *shuts door to child slave room*

by Killerskyhawk November 12, 2019

pedophile

A sick bastard that enjoy having sexual intercourse with people under the age of eighteen.

Do you think that R. Kelly is a pedophile?

by Anonymous March 22, 2007

pedophile

Another word for sick fucks who can't distinguish the difference between an adult and a child. They are also referred to as Shit Eaters because of their frequent consumption of some pedophile shit.

Look at that creepy pedophile masturbating to a young male cow.

by Nickle Shaw March 29, 2015

pedophile

you

“did you here about that pedophile?”
“yes he’s reading this definition

by sexehhh man June 10, 2021

gay pedophile

Someone who thinks a child on the same sex is cute
Ie: a grade 10 guy saying Terrence Ross' son is cute

A random girl: Terrence Ross' son is so cute OMG do you agree
A good guy: I am not a gay pedophile u dumb brown monkey

by Anonymous#19263 February 2, 2018

pedophilistic

Someone (usually yourself) who has the urge to stuff little kid's stinkboxes full of sour gummy bears.

"Hes got pedophilistic tendencies? Oh, well- tell him theres towels in the closet. Bitch."

by Senior El Jalepeno March 3, 2005