golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

by Satchmo II February 13, 2005

p' palace

n. (pe pal-is)
a room or space where women go to get stuck. see also, pussy palace
opposite of dick dungeon.

I got the girl loaded and took her back to the p' palace.

by A Guy Named Gal March 29, 2005

Crystal Palace Fan

To be very 'ardcore and a pure wavey don.

That guy right there, is a Crystal Palace fan.

by Wavy_Don_Thomps September 20, 2011

Papacito

A male with a talent to charm the ladies, a fine specimen. Introduced to many by upcoming artist, Trillphill, in his new single, "Papacito (feat. Brother Dirk)." It is used in a similar way to the popular term mamacita but in a male context.

Papacito make her say "¡Arriba!"

by Trillphill November 14, 2019