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Chicago Care Package

One partner fucks the other in the ass with a Bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the Bratwurst. This in turn causes the fuck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. Next, the two participants sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal
In the morning, Chris and Brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their Chicago Care Package. Needless to say, the brat was ruined.
by Boraghan Hasselhoff December 25, 2008
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Jamaican Retirement Package

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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Call of Duty Care Package

You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.
"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.
by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011
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hewlett packard

Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.
Greatest purchase made &
Holy papa this guineas jealous
Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.
Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
Hewlett Packard
by A to the Izzo October 7, 2006
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package

a gram of cocaine; a small bag of blast
"lemme get a bump from that package"
by imakid June 23, 2006
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Stimulus Package

Nancy cancelled her plans for the evening, as she would be staying in tonight and watching CNN. Her latest stimulus package had arrived.
by Wisk February 16, 2009
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package

LOOK! its mr. Tiernys PACKAGE! *STARE AT IT*
by package watcher October 18, 2003
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