Paddy

A degenerate who does not contribute to society whatsoever.

"What's up with that goofy ass lookin mac n' cheese guy over there?

"Oh, he's a paddy."

by queergayboisexy January 27, 2019

Stat Paddying

To get Warzone wins in bronze lobbies. Extra points for announcing "dub"

Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me

by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021

paddy spec

A medium or large (by European standards) saloon (that's a sedan, for you West Pondians) car with the absolute base level of equipment and trim. Purchased because having a crap larger car is supposedly better than having a well equipped but slightly smaller car. During the 1980s and 1990s major car brands actually produced special de-contented models for the Irish market, due to the very high taxes on cars and the poverty of the country at the time, but Paddy Spec is a 21st century phenomenon by people who should know, and can afford, better. The epitome of Paddy Spec is a base model Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer.

"That Avensis is a piece of shite, it's a Paddy spec"

by paddyspec August 30, 2025

Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day

I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.

by Tomonia March 6, 2015

paddy mclean

Someone who loves girls and is legendary at clash Royale and is on arena 8-9 he is very intelligent and wants to Ben a YouTuber with n Harding is 😎

Hmm he wants to Ben like a paddy McLean

by Piniata patty November 1, 2017

strat paddy

A strategy person who refuses to get with the times and instead tries to do other people out of a job by reinventing the world.

Somebody who is innately ANTI-DIGITAL and tries to sneekily recruit followers to this path.

Have you just heard about that underhand tactic by that strat paddy to recruit new followers?

by digi guru November 12, 2010

Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019