Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

the WARHAMMER PACKAGE

Noun

A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.

Normally causes many injuries to your partner

Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.

DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.

How long were you fucking here?

Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?

DOC:. That explains a lot.

by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021

Package boy

A cute nickname for a bottom

Your such a package boy

by Fhdjfn November 20, 2021

Stimulus Package

In Cannabis culture, a stimulus package is when you add herb to the top of the bowl to keep it going.

Person 1: holding the bowl: I think the bowl is dead
Person 2: I guess you’ll just have to give it a stimulus package

by StrangeGal June 13, 2018

Wacky Packages

a series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products. The cards were produced by Topps beginning in 1967, first in die-cut, then in peel-and-stick sticker format. There were 16 series produced between 1973 and 1977, with some reprints and several new series released up to the present day.

The very first Wacky Packages series was produced in 1967 and featured 44 die-cut cards that were made to be punched out, licked on the back and stuck to surfaces

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023

care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.

"He delivered the care package to her."

by Alias707 November 21, 2016