Proper fresh

Your physical look after you’ve Masturbated.

“He’s looking proper fresh after he came back from the toilet”

by Meatzilla123 January 15, 2019

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

Proper Fuckall

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

by LordGodful October 17, 2023

proper-dog

The act of removing ones member, mid coitus, wrapping it in a hot towel to warm said member. Once steamy, remove the towel and then reinsert, resuming coitus.

Jo: "Michael gave me a proper-dog lastnight, its was so steamy"

by Seepha June 12, 2022

Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing

Oh shit that was a proper clencher

by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023

proper bong etiquette

PBE- Noun-The courtesy often given back & forth or expected between comrades whilst smoking marijuana or any orher than pink or purAlso, the process of clearing out the stale, leftover smoke that lingers in the chamber.

"Hey man, you hear about the LIT! party that's going on tonight? Last time no one thought PBE was a real thing!

The proper bong etiquette is crucial in a group session of smoking....

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 24, 2023

Proper UFC Bomb

like a jager bomb, this shot is proper twelve irish whiskey dropped into a glass of monster energy, do 3 and you sound just like Connor McGregor

“jager is a fooking bollocks make us a Proper UFC Bomb”
“the fooking king is back to throw back another Proper UFC Bomb”

by Moose0099 May 21, 2023