Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 3, 2010

positive drama

A: Being dramatic for the sake of making things more interesting.

B: Acting

C: Being extreme in order to make a situation more colorful.
opposite: Negative Drama (bitches be trippin)

Coop was cutting up with positive drama.

by ThadCoop February 22, 2014

Plow position

A complicated yoga pose my mannnnnn

“Did you go to yoga last night man?”
“Nah what happened?”
“We was doin the plow position.”

“I’m so sore mannnnnn.”

by Ryecca May 8, 2018

Position 97

A sexual position used between a male human and a female animal, usually at a large drop (cliff, porthole, etc); considered to be extremely pleasurable for the human, as the animal usually pushes back harder that way.

Unfortunately, position 97 often results in the animal eventually being pushed over, and then dying because the IV bag was full of oats. That's what you get for having sex with a four-year-old donkey

by DragonlordALS June 22, 2006

Challah Position

When she hits it from behind with an external toy to create pleasure, while simultaneously wearing a Yurmulke to cater to the Rabbi kink.

Girl 1: Hey, can we do Challah Position today?
Girl 2: Sorry, I can’t. It’s Ramadan.

by xxxcreamytentacion February 25, 2019

Pussy Positive

How gay men think that straight men describe a state of positivity related to gettin the pussy.

Rob and Terry, cheer up - try to stay pussy positive and you'll see all sorts of opportunities open up before you, none of which will be laborious!

by ClitServices April 1, 2022

positive peter

Someone who is absolutely HIV positive

Kyle is a positive peter

by Apavefresh May 19, 2016