Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

Ant poster

A " Ant poster " is usually a description of a forum user who posted or posts images or videos that are too small to view properly . The term can be seen on most forums that allow images or videos to be posted but is most commonly found on 4chan.

fucking ant posters man you cant even see whats going on.

by Morrowindguy200 May 12, 2019

Neti potted

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.

Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub

by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020

lili.p0stedthat

a smart, kind, funny, sexy person. one of a kind tbh

“omg have you seen what lili.p0stedthat posted”

“obviously, they’re super cool, how could i not keep up🙄”

by gor1llagrip August 28, 2021

Deceased Posterior

Used to describe a something or some one that is dead ass

Yo deceased posterior this Mac and cheese is gas

by Kid reaper May 31, 2022

Balkan poster

Someone (from the Balkans) who engages in needless nationalistic debates, spamming, shitposting on Twitch and other platforms. Coined by Hasan Piker.

Please ban the Balkan poster

by sirholkms October 18, 2022

Potted

To be fired from ones place of employment.

Also, to get potted.

"I got potted the other week, now I've got to look for a new job in a recession, devastated!"

by C--dog November 21, 2011