Post-Cuck

The act of dating a person's ex while they are still around to see it.

Wait, So your best friend is dating your ex girlfriend? That's some post-cuck shit right there.

by NouriMT January 16, 2017

Flor Post

A group of people who are bound together by their hatred of society and degenerates. Usually can be seen choking out the words “ok boomer”. Flor post members are exclusively virgins. Often includes one weird hooligan with a special ability like walking on his toes like an actual fucking gorilla.

Kid 1: “Hey did you see that Flor Post objectifying women?”
Kid 2: “No but I heard them saying ‘ok boomer’.”

by Boomerhumor November 13, 2019

Post-DonkeyKong

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

by Danvk September 21, 2011

butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011

Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

by Sean of old July 31, 2010

Pasinetti Posting

Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.

I can't stop pasinetti posting after ordering some pizza.

by nigoyhater April 4, 2023

Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.

Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.

by Etak_soda November 27, 2011