spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 1, 2005

Peanutty Popsicle

During anal intercourse, the phallis is extracted from the anal cavity with a nougaty film (sometimes even with undigested pieces of peanuts or whole corn kernals). The brown, caramel encrusted phallis is thrust into the receiver's mouth resembling a peanutty popsicle.

Maggie: Dan gave me the peanutty popsicle last night!

Jenny: Huh?

Maggie: I think it had some of the Cobb salad I ate for lunch yesterday.

by Richard Pride March 9, 2010

let's blow this popsicle stand!

A very silly way to say "Let's get a move on."

Pokey used this phrase at the beginning of Earthbound for SNES

Let's blow this popsicle stand... but don't you think you should say goodbye to your mon first?

by Hamelin May 13, 2004

Popshot

The act of ejaculating from distance at an object or person(s).

"I took a really good popshot at my neighbour last night."

by PopshotGod March 9, 2017

virtual popstar

A website filled with teenagers and children. The owner of the website is known for being a pedophile, his ex-wife will steal your clothing items if you become inactive for a while.

The purpose of the site is to gain 'fans', by clicking on buttons every day. There are also games, which most seven-year old enjoy.

People spend 100 dollars to get rare clothing items to fill the empty space in their social lifes. They often get critized by people who spend 50% of their day on the forums, which makes them just as sad.

Do you play Virtual Popstar?
No, i'm not an emo.

by Yeet Popstery January 15, 2019

Russian Popsicle

a Russian Popsicle is performed when a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, thus bleeding on his penis. Next the women will proceed to suck all of the blood off.

My girl wanted to try something new last night, we did a Russian Popsicle, it was kinda nasty.

by Rlvers March 18, 2011

Popster

Opposite of a hipster. As in a person that loves everything that's popular and prides herself/himself in that devotion to popular culture.

Fuck that popster and his Justin Bieber shirt!

by spiderthumb July 13, 2010