drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond”

by anonymous April 12, 2021

whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.

Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off

by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.

Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!

by Have a go then April 8, 2022

On the Pond

Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.

Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".

Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.

Perry: Where is Colin, he's late!
Will: He's still at home On the Pond.

by BigWill88 August 12, 2022

expanding the pond

Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.

I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!

by Cammythejammy February 22, 2023

Bedford Park Pond

Fishing. Legal.

Bedford Park Pond is defined by legal fishing, for example, "My son harpooned a tuna fish at Bedford Park Pond' and it was totally legal

by Yanfl June 17, 2023