bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.

Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')

by bee ponder October 31, 2019

Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

Pond abyss

Sometimes when you boot up gm_construct, the pond will be infinite.
Just a fun fact.
Don't go too deep.

person 1: have you encountered pond abyss in gm_construct??
person 2: yeah dude i saw the monster
person 1: what monster

by Dr. Coomer Phd April 9, 2023

pants in the pond

When sum1 is dead scared

Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry

Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond

by Cracked egg in aberdale July 30, 2023

Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole

“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”

by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024

Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

pond lad

a Pond Lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but pond-themed and way cooler. If you catch some fish for him, he will give you a magic Pond Boon. He is on very good terms with the local newts and may or may not be an exhibitionist

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023