Mylena Dingus Pounder

A person who is considered a dingus by acting goofy or awkward and has the minimal intelligence to be be considered a dingus malingus, yet they are super cute and a high school graduate.

"Woah whah that chick is such a dingus, she's reading that book upside down!"

"Nah bro thats a Mylena Dingus Pounder"

by agressivedingus August 4, 2017

plundered

to be physically raped in the anus

Tim: Did you hear about Jimmy? Poor guy, he got plundered by a homeless man a few weeks back.

by Sean001 December 12, 2007

toilet plunger

when you shit a hefty load in a chicks mouth, then proceed to jam it down her throat with your cock

man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude

by marvin pallet July 29, 2012

Quarter pounder with cheese

An anorexic woman with a yeast infection.

i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.

by jiggy fly May 11, 2004

Albanian plunger-cake

when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head

Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?

Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake

Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite

by george34567890 November 23, 2011

pavement pounder

a vehicle built for the off-road by a guy with cash and a small penis only to be driven on the street

Hey Fred look at that pavement pounder

by manbigt February 14, 2014

plunderbluff

When you're taking a shit and jerking off at the same time, right before you're about to ejaculate you stand up and cum on your turd. At this exact moment either your mom, girlfriend, sister, or any female oriented human must walk in on you. Only then will it be a true plunderbluff

"I'm grounded for two weeks.. my mom totally caught me in the middle of a plunderbluff"

by PoseidenPlunderBlouse February 17, 2013