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pit shit

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
mugGet the pit shitmug.

Pit Pussy

Just a place to stick your dick. No emotional ties or bonds involved; meaningless sex.
I met a girl last night but it was just for some pit pussy.
by Thatgitl June 5, 2015
mugGet the Pit Pussymug.

Pit Bunny

1. Any female that hangs around the pits at a race track that is more eye candy than a team member. Usually not dressed for getting dirty. Can be seen wearing heels in a dirt paddock.

2. Umbrella girls
Shes no Pit Bunny, she can turn a wrench.
by wanna be racer May 9, 2010
mugGet the Pit Bunnymug.

pit face

Facial hair, being a beard, mustache, goatee, or chin beard grown by a male prior to attending a concert featuring a mosh pit in an attempt to look more intimidating, less weak, and therefore less prone to one on one attacks. The pit face process usually starts several weeks before the concert date as the excitement builds up to the show and the pit face is shaved off the morning after.
Daughter: Hey Dad you haven't shaved this week, whats going on?

Dad: I've got pit tickets for the big show next month and have started my pit face.
by ATDMan January 27, 2012
mugGet the pit facemug.

Salt Pit

A term used to describe an old women's vagina.
Wow, that librarians Salt Pit must be giant!
by Wang Danglio May 10, 2013
mugGet the Salt Pitmug.

burger pits

What's that smell?

It's Charlotte's burger pits.

That bitch really needs to use deodorant
by Chazza burger pits May 21, 2017
mugGet the burger pitsmug.

Bitch Pit

A place of reflection for girls. Similar to man cave but for females. Of course people would mistake it for pillow fights and chick flicks, however, most girls who use this term hate humans, hail Satan and use this place to take illegal drugs and eat processed food.
"Hey what are you upto?"
"Just chilling with the girls in the bitch pitt"
by CorpseTits February 27, 2017
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