toilet paper

Best Invention Ever. Period.

Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?

by snorgle October 19, 2003

Toilet Paper

A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.

Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"

by The_not_famous_Clinton March 9, 2020

paper gangster

Paper Gangster - A suburaban kid, can be white or balck, comes from a rich family. Usually sees a rap videos on t.v., asks his rich parents to buy him the clothes he sees and acts like hes from a rough part of town around his friends and people that don't know him, when he really lives in a 500,000 home and drives a BMW or Lexus or Volvo.

An example of a paper gangster is Mike Hamane

by TrainWreck January 2, 2008

paperfuck

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

Paper-shuffling

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.

“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)

by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012

Paperback Bitch

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.

Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012

research paper

a paper that you will write almost every year in high school or maybe not. usually a new format every year because the old one you spent hours doing is wrong. you have to cite your sources which your most likely fake and just put some fake names and books you only copied the title from.

cool i got a D, and i spent hours revising my old research paper

by hooptiehandler90 February 26, 2009