text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009

text offender

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.

"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"

by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009

non-offensive swears

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).

"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"

by Java July 16, 2004

repeat offender

when you just get done wiping your ass after taking a dump and immediatly have to take another dump.

i have raw ass from repeat offenders.

by sean January 7, 2005

offence

How retards spell "offense".

Retard: "Hey, no offence but-"
Me: "*smacks*"

by pshsocoolerthanyou February 6, 2008

the easily offended

A quote by Machiavelli. What it really means is it is not necessary to feel at a loss when forced to suffer the presence of those who are easily offended. Because those who are easily offended are also easily manipulated.

Feminist: How could you not know women only make 77 cents on the dollar compared to men? Are you stupid or something? You gutless male swine!
Me: Forgive me madam, I'm just not as well versed in economics as someone with a gender studies degree.
Feminist: Oh I'm sorry, it's just that I get kinda angry sometimes!
Me: No worries, what you say sounds so complex it goes over my head. My friend Steve on the other hand, well, he's always making misogynistic jokes I'm sure he could benefit from your insight.
Feminist: Where is he?The bastard!!
Me thinking: (Hmm, the easily offended...)

by Lam Alien January 31, 2017

offensophilia

A condition in which ones seeks out being offended or loves to be offended

With how many things get Maria upset, I am surprised she has not been diagnosed with offensophilia!

by Carol the Great October 27, 2015