Observebate

Seeing something that is so amazingly awesome that you cannot take your eyes away from it, but is not sexual in any sense.

I was observebating the whole time watching Kim Jung Gi draw.

The only thing you can do while viewing concept art is observebate.

Did you see the new concept art for *insert awesome thing* it is observebation material.

by trens September 4, 2013

Obserbation

Masturbation while observing something sensual without whomever is being ovserved knowning that they are in fact being observed.

Ralph made an obserbation of the girls he could see as he peeked into the lockeroom from his vantage point in the pool.

by danthewordman February 2, 2015

obsergy

to work against

The obsergy of the two flavors made the dish taste vile.

by cmgames May 28, 2015

comet observatory

The hub world from Mario Galaxy 1.
It’s both a comet and a observatory.

Jay: I just unlocked the kitchen on the comet Observatory!

Jeff: well I’m already on the bedroom.

by JeffyUHHHHHHHHH April 18, 2021

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.)

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

by fizzyfizzz January 4, 2012

obsessical

(ob-sess-i-cul) To be obsessed with male, or male-ish genitalia; "boy-crazy"; or slightly stalkerish toward men.

"Ryan is ssooooooooo hott."
"You are totally obsessical over him!"

by Coco-chan January 18, 2008

obsessicane

(n) a state of mind that inspires behavior designed to drive everyone else around you crazy by obsessing about a weather pattern that may or may not affect your life in the next four weeks.

Steer clear of David today. He discovered a tropical depression forming off the coast of Gambia and is in the eye of an obsessicane.

by Vicar of Brevard October 24, 2008