Owndizzled

When you get incredibly owned/raped/pwned/out skilled and then dizzled.

Person 1 "Haha owndizzled!"
Person 2 "Shut up"

by Angry Salamander September 21, 2005

Ownderful

When someone says lots of wonderful things about themself, then that person is "ownderful".
Usually refers to people who shamelessly advertise their ego, or are constantly showing everyone how badass they think they are.

Commonly appears as a misspelling of wonderful rather than the actual term, because people with such self-magnificence syndrome are few and far between.

-"Did he really just say that he's the smartest person in the building and everyone else is idiots? Lol, the audacity."
-"Yeah, he is ownderful to the max."

by Galbatrollix November 5, 2020

pet owner

They are unquestionably the most happiest people alive with the purest of souls. They are the only kinds of people that most of us misanthropes don't hate. Pet owners are the epitome of human beings, and are some of the few human beings that deserve to waste our air. They understand the love an animal can bring to somebody, and understand why us pet owners put our pets before ourselves and value animals more than those... creatures... the ones called humans. These types of people aren't the fuckfaces and egotistical jackasses that you meet in your every day life. If you aren't a pet owner, you should become one ASAP. If you hate animals, have somebody kick your ungrateful bitchy ass into oblivion.

"Hey, dude. Are you a pet owner?"

"Nah. Why?"

"Because then you better go become one."

by TheRealMisanthrope March 3, 2016

house_owner

Probably a sloth that has ear eyes and claims to be a narwhal that loves anime and hatsune miku .
ROSS!

God I wish house_owner was here to watch anime with me , what do you think max and Adam ?

by Trash_panda_13 January 1, 2018

electric car owners

literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.

Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Owner of the New Orleans saints

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)

Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street

by b17 January 31, 2014

ownd

1. The less fagtastic way of saying 0wn3d.
2. Beaten to an embarassing degree of humiliation.
3. Proven to be a complete 'tard.

Domestic Disturbance's civic gets ownd daily.

by sfw February 24, 2004