Nube the Queen

A female that uses a carrot to masturbate.

"Dude, I was on IcuToo.com last night and saw this fat Nube the Queen just going at it with an carrot!"

by Papy April 27, 2010

nobesity

Pretty much the opposite of obesity. Nobesity is the inablity to gain weight, no matter how much the individual eats and/or works out. Sometimes, weight loss may occur.

Tom: Hey, man, how much do you weigh?

John: 125 pounds! (56.7 kilograms)

Tom: That's weird, weren't you 135 pounds (61.2kg) last week?

John: Yeah man, I think it's nobesity.

by TheRealSquanto February 5, 2014

Nudes 4 Nudes

Trading your nudes for someone elses nudes

Nudes 4 Nudes: Sam gave his nudes to alex so alex would send her nudes to him

by Andrew90123 October 29, 2017

Nuges

Favorite band, Ted Nugent. Someone who lives with their parents does not pay rent, drinks cheap beer, smokes what every you got, generally from the south. Regularly says "smoke em if you got em". Wheres the same pair of Levi pants every day but changes shirt often. Takes a job offer as an insult but still looks for a job. Worked one full week of their life and brags about it in a job interview. Can only take left turns, right turns to give them anxiety. Does not use turn signals and has a hard time finding out who goes first at a 4 way stop. Requests vacation time on the first day of work.

Theis no job having Fu##ing Nuges keep sneaking in my house and drinking my beer.

Did you see Billy down at the drive-in, looks like a lawnmower cut his hair, fu##ing Nuges.

by Rooster piles July 24, 2018

Nubscrub

A lightly used insult referring to someone who is being a noob and you are calling them a scrub.

Person 1: "Hey guys! In Super Smash Bros, throw off the ledge to down smash spike is a true combo!"
Person 2: "Your such a nubscrub. That's impossible."

by TheBlazingTorchic January 30, 2019

nubysqwiz

A 6ft tall Asian man with the most glissening eyes. He is the most handsome and kind with his mohawk-looking hairstyle. However, girls are not attracted to him since he is a kayn abuser.

Girl: Damn! Is that the platinum jungler??? Omg he's so hot!!
Boy: No unfortunately. He's NubySqwiz and abuses kayn!
Girl: Ewwww!!

by Ansh Lover November 13, 2021

nobes fired a blank

Max fires blanks

omg nobes fired a blank

by Tino2Trappy February 20, 2023