aint nothing but a chicken wing on a string

insignificant mild inconveiniance.

"man, i just crashed my porsche 911 into a tree swerving to miss those migdets...."

"that sucks!"

"eh, aint nothing but a chicken wing on a string"

"your taking this well"

"no, im dead inside...."

by Daver334 November 5, 2006

Double or nothing

To make a second wager following a first one. The loser of the first wager will either owe the winner of the first wager double the original bet (if he loses again) or nothing (if he wins).

Fred and Raul bet $10 on a ping pong game. Fred won the first game, so Raul owes him $10. Raul offers "double or nothing." Fred accepts. If Fred wins again, Raul owes him double the original bet ($20). If Raul wins the second game, they are even and he owes Fred nothing.

by wh33ls January 14, 2010

Nothing

You. Everything you do/have done/will do.

"Speak to me Sarah. What's wrong now?"

"Nothing."

by CartledgeB2 October 27, 2003

nothing more nothing less

Not being more of or less of something.

Two {suburban mom}'s are arguing.
Helen- YOUR'E ARE A PIECE OF SHIT
Suzanne- Well, your'e a pouting crybaby that is a good for nothing little bitch who doesn't do anything except screaming 'youre a piece of shit' to people and fucking every boyfriend of mine! Thats what you are, {nothing more nothing less}. So shut the fuck up, Helen!

by -im-on-suzannes-side- June 16, 2018

doing nothing

Vigorous masturbation

Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.

by Justin Till October 1, 2009

Absolutely Nothing

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.

I have absolutely nothing to wear.

by hammylein May 29, 2018

Nothing

"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.

Makes People Very Mad.

Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About.

Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.

Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing??
Ashley: Nothing...

10 Minutes Pass...

Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...?
Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...?

by .Tit.For.Tat. April 4, 2008