nonch

n. A non-technical person; someone not good with computers or technology. Nonch comes from NON-teCHnical.

My mom is a nonch, she can't figure out how to send a text.

by randomtsecretagent October 28, 2010

nonconformist

The most retarded, unpleasant conformists alive. In a pathetic attempt to boost their own self-esteem by being "different", nonconformists put down everything that is accepted and liked by mainsteam society. The problem is, this doesn't actually mean they aren't conforming. They're simply conforming to the standards of their counterculture.

I have no problem with people wearing black and listening to bands I've never heard of (common features among "nonconformists". I respect their choice not to "conform". Yet inevitably, they have no respect for my choice to wear pink polo shirts and Coach bags while listening to popular music. They say I'm a conformist-ironically, their friends look a lot more alike than mine do.

by lacoste_lover July 21, 2006

nonce

This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.

1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."

by fwe22 May 16, 2006

noncommittal

Not expressing a preference; unwiling to decide

although favoring European unity he was noncommittal about the form it should take.

by mangohana November 29, 2013

Nonce

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt

Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

noncontribution

When someone makes such a concerted contribution to a conversation or activity that they might as well have done nothing. Especially in relation to online conversation and the general laziness promoted by online anonymity.

Often used sarcastically.
Sometimes written non-contribution or (non) contribution

*Fred joins.*
<Fred> Hey guys! What are you talking about.
<Sam> Josh and I are having a detailed conversation about the effects of global warming on Arctic Polar bear populations.
<Fred> Yeah, Al Gore has stinky balls.
*Fred has been kicked by Josh* (Kickmsg: Thanks for your noncontribution asshole!)

by sh_sn December 11, 2009

Noncommunicable

Noncommunicable means it CAN NOT be spread to someone or something else.

Ccommunicable diseases CAN be spread to someone or something else.

Cancer is a Noncommunicable disease
The fllu is a communicable disease
Arthritis is a noncommunicable disease
Rabies are a communicable disease

by j2 tragesser January 15, 2011