noah

sorry bud but didnt you build the ark

Noah: I am so strong
Devin: yeah i heard you built an ark
Noah:...
Devin: because you couldn't put one in ur girl back

Noah: (trying not to laugh)

by powderdummy March 9, 2022

Noah

Genuinely a nice person, makes you happy if your down, plays minecraft with you and tames 4 wolfs. Has your back if something bad happens

Noah: ima tame 4 dogs
Person 1: yay

by Eating mum 2020 July 30, 2020

Noah

He is a trap he likes William and he love fortnite

Noah is the biggest trap of them all

by Rolbloxer February 21, 2019

Noah

He's a furry, gets purple hair, but ends up having it fading to blue.. making it look like a new flavor from Taco Bell freeze.. maybe only get it when you're drunk
You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.

Person 1: dang, is this dude a furry?

Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!

Person 1: wow, what a guy.

by MrGenjo September 17, 2019

Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent

GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind

by WelpISuck December 13, 2019

Noah

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.

Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.

Noah was at the party.

by makskekr September 2, 2018

Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you

"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017